Tuesday, September 23, 2014

The Truth and Purpose of Soccer


The Beautiful Game Revealed

The truth is that the beautiful game is from another world, a distant planet of people that whose purpose is to take over our planet Earth. Many years ago, the so-called world’s game was introduced by a group of strange looking beings with tails and reptilian faces.



It was predicted by the strange beings that humans would get too distracted to notice their presence and their intent. They recruited key organizers, people capable of spreading the beautiful game all over different continents. They created tournaments, financed countries and their leagues to keep their plans in traction.

Why would reptilian beings use Soccer to take over Earth though? Well, the simplicity of the beautiful game and the ability to attacks kids from all over the planet is part of a well-designed plan that is basically irreversible.

The truth is that the distant planet where Soccer originates is unknown and now it is inevitable as the alien’s plan is slowly showing results. Earth has been digesting soccer for a few centuries; actually the precise beginnings of the sport are a mystery but Britain is credited for the modern game that started in 1863.

There is no doubt that this is a well-executed plan by the reptilians in order to take over the world. They have introduced The World Cup, Champions League, La Liga, Serie A, Bundesliga and other competitions in different continents that draw masses.

The truth and purpose of Soccer is inevitable as the game continues to grow its popularity. The aliens have been among us for a long time, some of them actually play on the pitch for professional soccer teams. How do we explain phenomena of different decades like Ronaldo from Brazil, Ronaldo CR7, Roberto Baggio, Maradona, Pele, Messi and so on. They have been literally called out-of-this-planet players that are actually true.

If reptilians are here to take over the planet let’s just hope that they can do something better with it but we certainly will keep the beautiful game.