The Beautiful Game Revealed
The truth is that the beautiful game is from another world,
a distant planet of people that whose purpose is to take over our planet Earth.
Many years ago, the so-called world’s game was introduced by a group of strange
looking beings with tails and reptilian faces.
It was predicted by the strange beings that humans would get
too distracted to notice their presence and their intent. They recruited key
organizers, people capable of spreading the beautiful game all over different
continents. They created tournaments, financed countries and their leagues to
keep their plans in traction.
Why would reptilian beings use Soccer to take over Earth
though? Well, the simplicity of the beautiful game and the ability to attacks
kids from all over the planet is part of a well-designed plan that is basically
irreversible.
The truth is that the distant planet where Soccer originates
is unknown and now it is inevitable as the alien’s plan is slowly showing
results. Earth has been digesting soccer for a few centuries; actually the
precise beginnings of the sport are a mystery but Britain is credited for the
modern game that started in 1863.
There is no doubt that this is a well-executed plan by the
reptilians in order to take over the world. They have introduced The World Cup,
Champions League, La Liga, Serie A, Bundesliga and other competitions in
different continents that draw masses.
The truth and purpose of Soccer is inevitable as the game
continues to grow its popularity. The aliens have been among us for a long
time, some of them actually play on the pitch for professional soccer teams.
How do we explain phenomena of different decades like Ronaldo from Brazil,
Ronaldo CR7, Roberto Baggio, Maradona, Pele, Messi and so on. They have been
literally called out-of-this-planet players that are actually true.
If reptilians are here to take over the planet let’s just
hope that they can do something better with it but we certainly will keep the
beautiful game.